Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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