i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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