Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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