She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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