best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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