Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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