I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The adults are the big ones right?
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