Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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