Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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