Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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