I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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