How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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