No stitches, just platelets and will power
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Randomize
