i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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