I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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