ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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