I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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