i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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