She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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