On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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