everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i came on her dog
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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