She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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