don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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