theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
tell me about the fingering
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