can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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