Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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