We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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