And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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