Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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