I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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