If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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