I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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