I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
