she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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