Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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