So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
love makes seman taste better
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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