ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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