Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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