This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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