quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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