white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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