Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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