We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
