Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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