Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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