Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(352): View more from Florida

What are you doing?

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High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

(352): View more from Florida

That guy could sell me cancer.

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(949): View more from California

Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.

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(571): View more from Virginia

you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.

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(415): View more from California

I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week

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(505): View more from New Mexico

The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...

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