hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Randomize
