I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
how does that bad decision feel?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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