Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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