office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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