Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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