would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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