Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
